What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 02:32

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
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Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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